The First Post of the Rest of Your Lives

Action News Awesome Channel News Action GO! is up and ready for business! Our crack team of one dude sitting at a keyboard is ready to dish out the dirt on everything you care about including video games, interent shit, and chinese shuffle board! All for your reading pleasure. This is just the beginning folks, and there is no telling where this could lead too! And while I am a self centered bastard, I am not the kind of guy that is going to leave my readers with an introduction post and nothing else. No, for that is not how we treat you, the reader, at News Action Awesome Action News Channel News.

This week in games we have, nothing. As we have come to expect in these first few months of Q1. Of course that DICE thing happened, but who cares about that when you can stab dinosaurs and cap demons in the ass? Two long awaited releases recently came out for both the PS3 and 360 in the form of Turok and Devil May Cry 4 (DMC4). Turok is the revival of a long dead franchise about using the long dead art of bowmanship to kill long dead dinosaurs. Except in this one the knife is better than the bow. Good job guys, at least slitting dino throats is still cool. Next we got DMC4, where we join a new young, sexual confused demon slayer that also happens to be in a cult, Nero. Fight through hordes of demons by pressing the same button several hundred times until you are king of the demon slayers, or something. From what I have played both games seem like a pretty good buy, so if you got bored crashing cars in Paradise City you may want to check them out. And before I forget, under the radar we got a little known release known as Professor Layton and the Curious Village. It seems to be a text based adventure in the same vein as Phoenix Wright or Hotel Dusk, but to be honest I know little about it myself. I’ll try to look into it and report back soon. I’m Awesome like that.

Well that is all for tonight since it is now 12 AM in the *AWESOME* morning at the moment I’m writing this and I have to report to the conformaterium (school) tomorrow promptly at 7:45. Oh, what fun I shall have within those hallowed halls. I will try to update this blog at least once a day with a small post, but I’m lazy so don’t expect much. I got a few plans in the works for weekly segments and maybe even some other features, but those will all come in due time. For now, let’s just sit back and bask in the Awesomeness of this news outlets grand debut while it lasts. Because I will most likely be hated within the next few weeks.

And if you are a man of any age, origin, or gender; you owe it to yourself to see Rambo. Or you aren’t a real man. True Facts.