Forum Coming

 

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I thought it would be “cool” to have a forum for anyone (like 2 people) who reads Awesome News Action Awesome Channel News Action to hang out and talk about the blog and just shit in general. I’m working on some special boards as well that should add some fun to the boring monotony that most message boards have become today. Also, I ‘ll probably add an authors page soon since I’ve been considering recruiting some new writers onto the blog to make it not suck as much. K, leave now.

I’m Lazy

Yeah so…it’s 11 and I have no idea what is going on. Like, I don’t really care right now. I’m tired and I want to be left alone. That being said, please look to the links bar. Specifically Freezecracker, Newgrounds, and Mega 64. I call these the Fall Back Trio. These are the sites I fall back one when I can’t find anything good for Extreme Action Friday. But trust me, this one is still good. Freezecracker is a site owned by Geoff Mendicino who is a kinda sorta internet celebrity. He was on that GameLife thing, he pissed some megaman sites off, he did some stuff on Destructoid; needless to say he has been around. Anyway he made this neat video site that ScrewAttack does not approve of. The main series is called the GameBoys which I can describe thusly. So take ScrewAttack. You know ScrewAttack. “We like them video games so we gonna make some videos about them!” Those guys. Take them, and then mix in MTV and a lot of Crack. That is this shit. If you like that kind of humor, you will love this. If you don’t, get off my blog because you aren’t getting anything else until Monday. So go watch it, and leave me alone. I need to go help protest Scientology with Anonymous, and by that I mean uploading more videos to the Vodpod. Maybe I’ll add some Freezecracker stuff too…

Go watch some Gameboys bitch!

Awesome Double Dose, Symptoms: ADDICTION

Ya so I missed yesterday’s post when I said I wasn’t going to so this time I’m making sure I’m going to do it by doing them both…at the same time!

O-M-G

Anyway first up, yesterday was wednsday so that means

THE SEARCH ENGINE

Anonymous is a “cyber terrorist group” or “Internet Hate Machine” that has been on the internet for awhile, but mostly chan sites. Their hobbies include stealing seven of your passwords and blowing up your yellow van. Also they really like steroids. It improves their hacking skills to over 9000. They apparentely got bored with that though so they’ve decided to take a crack at Scientology. Scientology is a religion, though many (everyone) have marked it as a, started by L. Ron Hubbard to siphon money and man power from idiotic celebrities such as Tom Cruise, as well as separating families and just being dicks in general. Well if you have been paying attention to the “Youtubez” you may have noticed several messages from Anonymous directed specifically at Scientology, announcing a non-violent war on the religion. They have followed up this series of videos transmissions by hacking a major Scientologist website as well as several protests outside of Scientology churches worldwide. They donned mask and other attire to hide their faces in accordance with a code of conduct , also sent out in a video message, to send a message to the world that they will not tolerate this religion’s practices any longer. I for one commend them for their efforts. Awesome News Action News Channel Action Team sends our best wishes out to you Anonymous. Watch out for dogs guys. They’re dangerous.

Check out the Anonymous videos on youtube, or on my Vodpod. I’ll try to keep it current with new videos.

Or check out this very informative flash movie on Albino Blacksheep.

Or go to Xenu TV for even more videos.

AwesomeTube

Kit and not David Hasselhoff are back, and premiering in a mini series movie whatever the hell it is thing on NBC this Sunday. Also it’s on at 9 eastern standard time. And that’s all I know. I didn’t want to spoil anything. I guess that means the short end of the stick for you guys. Tough shit aye? Well too bad. You ain’t getting nothin’ out of me. And damnit I gave you that Anonymous article and those vids, that’s hot shit go watch that. I mean damn dude, you got Extreme Action tomorrow too anyway. And then Knight Rider of the weekend! I’m basically giving you a whole 3 days of fun filled activities! So get off my back and maybe I’ll do a review of it this weekend, just for you. I know you don’t deserve it, and you really really don’t. But we here at the Action 5 News Awesome Action Channel Team are generous and kind people, so we’ll do it anyway. Until then go watch that trailer until it it burned into your mind, K?

We are the Awesome Channel Action Channel Team
We are one dude on a Dell.
We do not forgive without bribes.
Also we forget a lot of things.
Expect us.
To not put up posts on time.

Cherries Yo

 EXCLUSIVE STORY!!!

NEWS YOU CARE ABOUT, WEEKS BEFORE THE OTHER GUYS!

M&Ms. When you think of chocolate, they are probably not the first candy that comes to mind. And if they are, shut the *AWESOME* up. It’s my blog and I’m right. Anyway. The M&M Corporation quite possibly has one of the worst candies on the market today, and it knows it. Every other week it releases a new “Limited Time Flavor” in hopes or winning back the general populous. This weeks flavor just happens to be Cherry, because lord knows how much I want smashed up cherries in my chocolate. This rare candy is no small taste to track down either. Due to the “Limited Timeness” of the chocolate lobes of crap, it took all of the News Action Channel News Awesome Team to secure a single bag. In fact, the rare treat is valued on eBay for over 5 US dollars! The quest was indeed daunting, but I did it all for journalistic integrity and you the reader. Yes, the task was difficult and the expenses were extensive, I even had to take the life of a child; but finally I was able to hold my head up high as the sweet sensation of victory washed over me.

Also, if you haven’t noticed, there wasn’t a news post yesterday. That is due mostly to my computer committing suicide because the other computers called it a fat slut because it has little memory left and all of it’s USB ports are in constant use. Thankfully I made it to the ER in time and it is now restrained so that it cannot attempt to take it’s own life with a kitchen knife. Thus the computer will have to live the rest of it’s life in complete isolation while the painful fact of life slowly pulls it into an endless void of depression and insanity. And there is going to be a second news post later tonight.

Oh, and those M&Ms taste like shit. Don’t *AWESOME* buy them.

Download Complete

Just wanted to do a quick post to say that I have moved Awesome News at 5′ GO! from Blogger to WordPress and I couldn’t be happier. I got a few links now, I could make some pages if I wasn’t lazy, there’s some Mega64 videos on the side since I don’t feel like finding anything else. Overall it was a great choice, I think. This should help me keep the blog much more organize and well, better. Hopefully a not shit post up later this evening. I’m out.