Super Smash Bros. Brawl comes out tomorrow. Gentlemen, please gaze upon one of the few Wii games you will still be playing several years from now. This software we are about to receive is no mere videogame, it is the life support that will be keeping the Wii alive for hardcore gamers in the coming month. You will buy this game, and you will *AWESOME!* enjoy it. It may be bad, but millions of copies will be sold and that won’t really matter. Perhaps, you do not own a Wii. If you have a 360, why not put down the *AWESOME!* Halo 3 and try something that isn’t boring. Call of Duty 4, Mass Effect, Orange Box? All great games, and you have just tossed them out the window like they were bad PS2 ports. I’m disgusted with you. But what about the PS3 gamers? Well, you could keep playing Warhawk whilst day dreaming about the cotton candy wonderland of joy and wonder you console will become in the coming months. LittleBigPlanent? MGS4? FFXIII? Maybe that will cheer you up. So go buy Smash Bros., and be happy. Or don’t. Just sit there alone in the dark with your headset on mute, wondering why your friends list has suddenly been abandoned. You know why? Because they aren’t cheap *AWESOME!* who aren’t willing to shell out $250 for what was at one point in time the future of gaming.
Also, I’m going to film the Brawl launch on a shitty cellphone that has a thirty second record time. Should be fun.
Also, yes. That is the only good midnight launch picture I could find. You’d think there would be a lot of good ones, but there aren’t.
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