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NEWS YOU CARE ABOUT, WEEKS BEFORE THE OTHER GUYS!
M&Ms. When you think of chocolate, they are probably not the first candy that comes to mind. And if they are, shut the *AWESOME* up. It’s my blog and I’m right. Anyway. The M&M Corporation quite possibly has one of the worst candies on the market today, and it knows it. Every other week it releases a new “Limited Time Flavor” in hopes or winning back the general populous. This weeks flavor just happens to be Cherry, because lord knows how much I want smashed up cherries in my chocolate. This rare candy is no small taste to track down either. Due to the “Limited Timeness” of the chocolate lobes of crap, it took all of the News Action Channel News Awesome Team to secure a single bag. In fact, the rare treat is valued on eBay for over 5 US dollars! The quest was indeed daunting, but I did it all for journalistic integrity and you the reader. Yes, the task was difficult and the expenses were extensive, I even had to take the life of a child; but finally I was able to hold my head up high as the sweet sensation of victory washed over me.
Also, if you haven’t noticed, there wasn’t a news post yesterday. That is due mostly to my computer committing suicide because the other computers called it a fat slut because it has little memory left and all of it’s USB ports are in constant use. Thankfully I made it to the ER in time and it is now restrained so that it cannot attempt to take it’s own life with a kitchen knife. Thus the computer will have to live the rest of it’s life in complete isolation while the painful fact of life slowly pulls it into an endless void of depression and insanity. And there is going to be a second news post later tonight.
Oh, and those M&Ms taste like shit. Don’t *AWESOME* buy them.
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